well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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