I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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