I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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