Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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