can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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