Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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