yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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