I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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