So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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