Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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