wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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