Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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