bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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