This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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