So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
third nipple confirmed
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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