Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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