I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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