yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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