the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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