I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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