girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
His nipple licking is glorious
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