Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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