Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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