is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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