It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she smelled like a LAN party
worst night to have a conscience
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml