he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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