Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we made out on top of his cat.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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