Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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