I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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