I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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