I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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