I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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