She said her name was "party"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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