fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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