i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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