In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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