Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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