i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize