I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
someone owes me an orgasm
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
