We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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