We won't sleep together?
I cockslap morals
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
