last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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