I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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