When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i barfeds in our rink
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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