I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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