I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
