I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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