Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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