how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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