their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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